New Year’s Resolution? Pffft! why would you change what got you here? (unless you don’t like where you are. In which case, NOW is the time to change. Why even wait for the new year?)
You’re alive because of the decisions you made throughout the year. So good job! Keep up whatever you’re doing. And don’t do what almost didn’t get you here.
The only other thing you need to do is be kinder.
So be kind, and buy me a beer. Then I’ll be kind, and buy you a beer. See how this works? 😛